The calculator that pizzerias don’t want you to have 🤔🍕 🤔🍕

This isn’t just a random table with numbers. It’s your secret weapon against the misleading marketing of some pizzerias.

They’ve made you believe that “XXL” means more food, that a large pizza is always better, and that the inflated crust is part of the deal. Pure lies.

This calculator uncovers the tricks and shows you with real data which pizza gives you more for your money. No gimmicks. No bullshit. Just cold, hard numbers.
If you’ve ever wondered:

🔥 Am I paying too much for this pizza?
🔥 Is a large really better than two mediums?
🔥 Why does my pizza look huge but I end up hungry?

Here are the answers. In seconds. No beating around the bush.

Calculadora de Pizzas
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* you can choose inches and $, whatever, it works anyway

How does it work?

Easy. Just input the pizza’s diameter, the price, and how many units you’re buying. Then, the calculator works its magic and tells you:

🔥 Total area → How much you’re actually eating (not just air and crust).
🔥 Total crust → Because no one wants to pay for bread with no toppings.
🔥 €/cm² → What each centimeter of pizza really costs.

In seconds, you’ll know if you’re about to make the deal of the century or a blatant rip-off.

Why does this calculator exist? Because you’ve been tricked

Pizzerias don’t want you to know this, but not all pizzas are the same. Some seem cheaper, but you end up paying more for less. Others are huge but have a crust bigger than your list of regrets. What if you could calculate which is the best deal in seconds?

Welcome to another place where size DOES matter. 🍕💸

What can you do with this info?

✔️ Discover if “XXL” deals are pure marketing.
✔️ Embarrass your friends when they order ridiculously expensive pizza.
✔️ Become a promotion genius and pay less for more.
✔️ Never fall for pizzas with more crust than substance again.

So the next time someone says, “This pizza is a steal,” pull out this calculator and show them otherwise. 😏🔥